INFRASTRUCTURE INCOME ⚖️

Defendant (NESF)
Sweating in the dock, pockets bulging with cash

“Your Honour, I only over-yielded because the market made me do it.”

Expert Witness (TRIG)
Leaning back, smirking confidently

“In my professional opinion, if you simply don’t panic, the NAV tends to behave.”

Judge (UKW)
Bangs gavel emblazoned with a glowing NAV-shield

“Order in the court. We will not have irrational discounts in my courtroom.”

Junior Barristers (BSIF / FSFL)
Whispering frantically, clutching ancient dividend scrolls

“As long as the dividend holds… as long as the dividend holds…”

Courtroom Gallery (Retail Investors)

Collective gasp as yields are mentioned

Verdict Pending:
Adjourned until the next NAV update.